‘Baby CPR is crucial to know. There are a few simple steps, so here we go.’

‘Get to a phone.’

‘Don’t take a chance.’

‘First you must call an ambulance.’

‘But while you wait for the ambulance to arrive, here are some tips to help your baby survive.’

‘Place your baby on a nice flat surface and tilt their head back. Don’t be nervous—nervous, oh.’

‘Give five puffs over the mouth and nose. Not sure what we mean? Well, here’s how it goes.’

‘One puffs, two puffs, three puffs and four. Five is enough, don’t puff any more.’

‘Place two fingers upon the chest and pump 30 times, no more, no less.’

‘Puff, puff and 30 more pumps. Repeat this until the ambulance comes. Puff, puff and 30 more pumps. Repeat this until the ambulance comes.’

‘Gosh, that was fun.’

‘And full of information.’

‘Our work here is done.’

‘Oh, I need a vacation.’